You're the leader of a country going through an almost unprecedented economic crisis, so naturally the most pressing thing for the Prime Minister to do is let the world know that Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross are "inappropriate and unacceptable". Still, it's nice to know that both Gordon Brown and David Cameron have got their fingers on the pulse of matters of national interest. You know the situation's gone beyond parody when politicians starts getting involved. Sachsgate would have probably stilled rolled along at a jolly old speed without any ministerial intervention.
Or perhaps I'm the only one who's just a little bit surprised that an ill-thought out and somewhat puerile, if slightly intermittently amusing, prank call to a pensioner on a radio show that the majority of people who've complained probably haven't actually heard has managed to be front page news for three days.
Like I say, maybe it's just me.
Does one prank call mean the BBC's a hotbed of sick and offensive material? Doubtful. Was it funny? Not really. Does it call into question the very existence of the corporation? Probably not. Is there really nothing better to get worked up about? It appears not. We've only got a global recession, the US elections, rising fuel bills and other such minor piffles to worry about.
(And, given how much I've professed to be bored to shit by this all, I feel somewhat ashamed for adding to this post.)
Lucy Mangan, who isn't usually one of my favourite columnists, actually has a nice explanation of why the prank wasn't funny. What's that you say? Sensible analysis? Get outta town.
And Mof's post at TV Scoop is both funny and sensible analysis? What's that you say? Fun... oh you get the idea:
"I want to know why this has caused such outrage when everyone merely shrugged or ignored every other telephone prank that's gone on in the history of TV and radio.
I don't care how much they're paid and I don't care whether anyone likes them or not as those are nothing to do with the matter in hand. Personally, I can take or leave Wossy's stuff and Russell Brand irritates the shit outta me... but to have them birched in public over some lame-ass prank?
This joke was never meant to be vintage comedy, more, a throwaway segment in a radio show. To judge their entire worth on one piece is like discrediting The Bible because of that part about eating cakes made out of dung.
Should we dig Beadle up and shout at his corpse for all those nasty jokes he played on unsuspecting tax payers?
Fact is, there's a lot of reactionary bullshit being thrown around and I don't like it..."
In other news today, at least 160 are dead in an earthquake in Pakistan, while around 50,000 Congolese have now been displaced by the deteriorating internal violence. And the economy's still fucked.
But hey, that's now important, just as long as the BBC apologises and sacks the nasty Mr. Ross and Mr. Brand. After that, world peace will break out and the nation's moral compass will be restored.