Please can somebody make this into a TV programme?

Pride and Prejudice. But with zombies. zombies

If it's successful, it could open up a whole series. There are very few classic novels I can think of that wouldn't be improved by zombies.

(HT: Matthew)

PS If you've not guessed, I'm insanely busy at the moment with a few work projects. Sadly no zombies involved. Normal death-of-media-and-Twitter postings should be resumed next week at some point.